Brilliant Wyoming Geniuses

This was at a bar no more than half a block from my old joint.  Also a bar I frequented every day pretty much.  ALSO a reason I carried more in Wyoming than any other place.

Good thing dar be dem minerilz in dat der ground like oil 'n kol.  Odderwise youze Wyomin' folk be 'bout as rich as Haiti...wherez ma deezel pick up truck?

Heh, I doubt most people in Wyoming even know where Haiti is.